Gossip — "Heavy Cross"

Gossip's video for "Heavy Cross," the first single from the upcoming Music For Men, features singer Beth Ditto dressed up in enough glitter to make a gay man jealous. (We're kidding.) Plus, she's covered in gold. The dancers, the glitter and all the gold make it look like a really weird (and admittedly, stretched) version of M.I.A.'s clip for "Jimmy." Lakhsmi, anyone?

This is the kind of stuff gay bars should play... but don't.