As Nickelback closes in on its second decade of being Nickelback, fans of Nickelback are increasingly breeding. Raising children while being into Nickelback can be a handful — especially if one's child is too young to enjoy rocking out to real-ass blue collar rock and roll like Nickelback! Those people will be pleased to know that today marks the release of Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Nickelback, a compilation of 12 Nickelback songs re-recorded as lullabies.
Is it good? No. Is it a thing that you can buy? Sure! And if you like buying Nickelback things, then this thing is certainly something you can buy.
The Rockabye Baby! series has released over fifty of these instrumental novelty compilations, translating music from an astoundingly diverse roster of popular artists including Metallica, Kanye West, The Pixies, Bjork, Queens of The Stone Age, and Nirvana. Songs are recreated mostly with marimba and glockenspiel, and are generally unlikely to provide any sort of pacification/ are kind of nightmarish actually.
To give you a brief tour of the catalogue, here's a playlist of my ten favourites of the entire series so far. It's kind of dark, so maybe don't actually play it for a baby. But hey, what do I know? I'm not a dad. Do whatever, I guess.