Pumping: Melinda Watts — People Get Ready

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Hey! Did you hear Jesus is coming? You better get ready!

Wait? Jesus is coming to what, exactly? I need to know these things! Should I do my hair?! What if I'm sleeping in one Saturday morning only to awaken to discover Jesus is knocking on my front door?! Nothing's worse than answering the door in your pyjamas to find Jesus standing outside!

Oh, wait. I'm confusing Jesus with Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons. Nevermind.

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