Pumping: Emm Gryner - Songs Of Love And Death

So how is it that Emm Gryner gets all the best jobs? Sure she's hot and can sing and  likes Def Leppard, but what the fuck?

Is there some kind of secret luck fountain hidden by the Scarborough Bluffs or something and bitch sneaks her way out to it on full moons to have a sip and then all of a sudden David Bowie hires her and Bono's on her nuts?

We have lots of questions about this.