Pumping: Jon Mikl Thor - Sign Of The V

By now anyone who cares knows about the song Thor wrote for the Vancouver Canucks, "V Is For Victory." But we found something on here way, way, WAY more important — "Pump Energy Man."

It takes someone on the vanguard to use the forum of hard rock to explain the pitfalls of modern eating habits. Thank you, Thor, for letting me know that too much salt, too many carbs and too much sugar are all bad for you.

And some random lines from the song:

"Pump up your muscles!"

"You need good food! With love and care!"

"When you eat healthy, you feel younger!"

"When you eat food that is just simple carbs, you will find yourself being tired!"

"When you eat food that is fried or with fancy sauces, you will get heartburn!"