Pumping: Weezer - Make Believe

You Weezer nerds need to deal with this one very uncomfortable truth: Rivers Cuomo is basically Chad Kroeger for people who can read.

Think about it: he churns out hits for his fan base that so rarely stray from the formula that it's like he's got a secret reproduction lab going on. "Hash Pipe" to "We Are All On Drugs" anyone?

You know I'm right. And when Weezer put out the inevitable concept album about the death of Friendster, this Stereo's gonna be jumping around and yelling "Boo-ya!" at any slouchy dork in horn-rimmed glasses.