Pumping: Doug Mason - Fox Pirate

And here we thought the first official diss track against CHARTattack in our 18 years would've been composed by maybe J. Englishman or Jared Leto or Jeff Martin or Edwin, but there it is, track #13, "Scott Bryson Is A Douche Bag," a musical response to Scott's review of Doug Mason's last album.

The funny part to us is that Scott's probably the only writer on our roster who isn't a giant dick. Anyway, we thought the only logical thing to do would be to assign this record to Scott to review. Be on the lookout for that in the coming days.