Pumping: Kelly Clarkson — All I Ever Wanted

In these tough economic times, we've all had to make some sacrifices. Apparently, Kelly Clarkson has sacrificed her dignity.

You didn't even have to hear her lead single to figure this out. First of all, it's called "My Life Would Suck Without You," and second of all, she's gone all sex-kitten-Katy-Perry on its cover:

I miss the old Kelly that made tolerable pop music.