Pumping: Marianas Trench — Masterpiece Theatre

What does it say that when the rare high-gloss pop-punky bits come down, you're like "Yes, something at least approaching rock." And how does a band like this come together anyway? What does the "musicians wanted" ad say? "Mega-wusses hoping to meet other mega-wusses to form band. Must be into teen dramadies and Chris De Burgh. Must play keyboards."