Pumping: Thor — Keep The Dogs Away

We've always loved Thor because he's strong, ridiculous and can (and should) totally hook us up with Vancouver Millionaires merch. That said, we've never really listened to much of his music. Now that we have, we can genuinely say it ain't bad. It's about on par with early "blues period" Judas Priest or tougher, yet-pre-'80s Alice Cooper. If you don't know rock, you won't understand that comparison, so just know this: Thor bends steel bars with his teeth.