Pumping: Hank III — Damn Right Rebel Proud

We like the idea of Hank Williams III's country rebel drinking story plus occasional heavy metal good times parade somewhat more than his actual music, but you'd have to be a certain kind of tight-ass to not appreciate the dedication to G.G. Allin right before the punch-fight-fuck song "P.F.F." You'd never Tim McGraw or that Keith Urban pussy pulling that kind of shit, so Hank pretty much wins the most badass dude in country award by default.