Pumping: Sean Cullen - I Am A Human Man

Now that "Shitstorm" is one fine song. Anything that immortalize brown bum pie in song form ranks high in our world. We're a little worried that doing something like this will smell a little like Taco Bell leavings for those familiar with the works of another shit-positive Canadian, Mr. Lahey.

Cullen may have the song, but nobody can match Lahey's shitnami-powerful poop metaphors.