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Pumping: Jessica Simpson - Do You Know

09/04/08 1:29pm

by The Stereo (CHARTattack)

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I blame the media. Every time we pay attention to whatever this trollop is up to, it just makes her stronger and validates her existence that much more. She's like some evil pop culture vampire feasting on our need to make fun of an entitled blonde in order to feel better about ourselves.

The obvious solution would be to just go "we'll never cover any member of the Simpson family ever again," but there's only so much jizzing you can do over Arcade Fire and the like and sometimes you just want to aim lower...

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Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:42pm — Jen White
  • Jen White
  • Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:42pm
This album is horrific.
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:42pm — Kate Harper
  • Kate Harper
  • Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:42pm
That's the second time I've heard/seen (ie: read) someone use the word "trollop" this week. I know we said "douchebag" is coming back into style, but I wouldn't count out a "trollop" revival.
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:46pm — Kate Harper
  • Kate Harper
  • Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:46pm

Yet apparently she's now "country" enough to play the Opry with Loretta Lynn... I am not sure how that works. Apparently the country crowd don't like her... not surprised.

I never thought I'd say it, but I think I've finally found a country album I despise more than anything by Garth Brooks. This type of country is just wrong.

Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:51pm — Aaron Brophy
  • Aaron Brophy
  • Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:51pm
Trollop is an all-time classic. It's no "slorch," though.
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:59pm — Kate Harper
  • Kate Harper
  • Thu, 09/04/2008 - 1:59pm
"Slorch" definitely beats them all.
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:21pm — Steve McLean
  • Steve McLean
  • Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:21pm

This definitely isn't a good country album, but I'd still do her. I have an occasional weakness for trollops.

And don't be knocking Garth too hard. 

Fri, 09/05/2008 - 3:53pm — suckingalemon
  • suckingalemon
  • Fri, 09/05/2008 - 3:53pm
i hear she will be in a remake of the coal miner's daughter.
Fri, 09/05/2008 - 3:54pm — Kate Harper
  • Kate Harper
  • Fri, 09/05/2008 - 3:54pm
I don't like that idea.
Fri, 09/05/2008 - 4:03pm — Kate Harper
  • Kate Harper
  • Fri, 09/05/2008 - 4:03pm
Barf: http://www.showbizspy.com/article/Jessica-Simpson-Feared-Shed-Vomit-At-Her-Country-Showcase/154602
Wed, 09/10/2008 - 12:57pm — Steve McLean
  • Steve McLean
  • Wed, 09/10/2008 - 12:57pm
If Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo ever records an album (and I hope he doesn't), Pumping: Jessica Simpson would be a good title.
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