Any ladies looking to do some painting?

The interior of my house could use a few coats, but that's not why I'm posting (although I am open to offers).

I went to see Inkheart at Toronto's Scotiabank Theatre on Thursday night and, before entering the auditorium, a lovely young lady gave me a jar of chocolate body paint. She unfortunately wasn't able to take part in a demonstration of how it works. But Saturday is Valentine's Day and it would be a waste for something like this not to get used. I'm just sayin'.