Happy Birthday, Fred Durst

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Fred Durst turns 39 today.

The mere mention of his name usually makes people's skin crawl (or, alternatively, provokes ridicule), so I present to you, in honour of his birthday, a list of things for which he is responsible:

  • Butterfly tattoos
  • Crazy Town
  • Being one half of the worst rumoured couple in history - seriously, can you even imagine him with Britney Spears?
  • Fighting Scott Stapp, which turned into the most hilarious feud ever.
  • Far too many white kids wearing pants sagged so low it looks like they soiled themselves
  • Emo, which seems like a reaction against nu-metal but is really just the same thing, but minus the down-tuned riffs and Adidas clothes and with black eyeliner tacked on
  • Woodstock '99
  • Sullying the Chart top 50
  • Universal hatred of backwards red New York Yankees caps
  • This video, which may be the greatest thing Durst ever does:

Please feel free to leave your own suggestions below.
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