Our Woeful Losing Streak

Wow, it's been awhile since we updated this mother. Perhaps it's got something to do with our unprecedented, soul-crushing losing streak.

Here's the recap.

Jan. 17, 4-2 loss to Capsule Music

Jan. 10, 4-1 loss to Gas Station Islanders

Jan. 3, 4-4 tie with The Humiliation

Dec. 20, 6-3 loss to Dirty Grips

Dec. 13, 3-3 tie with The Meat

Dec. 6, 3-3 tie with Gas Station Islanders

Nov. 22, 3-2 loss to Bloody Knuckles

Nov. 15, 3-0 lost to CCCP

We've got to blame someone, so we're just going to come out and say it... Barack Obama. His ears are way too distracting. They've caused us to collectively break down.