Taylor Swift's "'Lost" Acceptance Speech

09/15/09 2:32pm

by Chris Burland (CHARTattack)

I don't want to condone Kanye West's irritating self-importance, nor do I give a rat's ass what pretty girl won the best looking female video, but at least Mr. West's actions did spare us from another boring acceptance speech. Here's probably how it would have played out:

Taylor Swift (looking dumbfounded even though her handler told her to get ready to accept the award about an hour before the show - "Act really surprised") stares blankly at the award.

"Wow this exiting. I didn't expect this. Wow!"

"I'd like to thank God for this. Yes, Taylor, He voted for you. He was the swing vote. He hates Beyonce too - Devil Child.

"I'd like to thank my Mom an Dad for all of their support." My brother and sister, aunt uncle, grandmother who's looking down from heaven at me. She was my inspiration. 

"I'd like to thank my manager, _______, my Agent _____, my personal manager_____,   the director, the writer of the song... I really don't who that was!

Oh yeah and the MTV folks that voted for me...

Cue the music and on to the real reason for the show...the commercials.

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