Crazy Frog Is Back!! Awesome!!!!

Crazy Frog is making a comeback! Apparently he/it/she? has a new album coming out called Everybody Dance Now.

This is weirdly awesome because even though I know I'm going to hate the actual music, because it's going to get played everywhere, people that are going to hate Crazy Frog more than me are going to really, really, REALLY hate it and have gigantic mind-melting fits about it. This is actually going to make me hate Crazy Frog less than I actually should because I'll be laughing my ass off at these people blowing gaskets over the whole deal.

Also, whenever I hear someone playing songs from this new Crazy Frog album it'll allow me to dust off the game/sociological study/philosophical question "Who's playing the Crazy Frog? A European? A pedophile? Or a six year old?"

Here's the cut 'n' paste of an insightful bio thingee the label just sent us:

Name: Crazy Frog
Birth place: Sweden
Astrological sign: Pisces
Age: I was born in 1997 so that makes me 12 years old!

Sports: Swimming and riding motorcycles! Glinnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!
Let me tell you though, speeding, though fun, gets you nowhere fast and the cops told me that next time they are going to take my driver’s license. Too bad real life can’t be like my music videos.

Hobbies: Motorcycles races. My friend Zboing and I like to hang out at the race track. The other day I spun out and finished second, I was so mad...

I also enjoy sunshine but I hate to swim in the sea,  too much salt! Fishing is one of my favorite hobbies.

Favorite meal: Mosquitos and popcorn. Yummy. My least favorite meal, frogs’ legs, serving my brothers and sisters up for gastronomic pleasure is just cruel and disgusting!  Of course, it is only popular in France, those heathens!

Musical Influence: Without doubt, dance music! I also love that old classic “row, row, row your boat”

Favorite movies: Beverly Hills Cop and the Muppet Show, gotta support my fellow frogs, way to go Kermit!