LIKE THIS LIST is a new weekly feature, a YouTube playlist curated by artists and musicians from all over. Each week’s showcase will reveal the wide variety of music that inspires creative minds from all different walks of life.
This week, rather than churn out yet another pro/anti Valentine’s Day playlist, we asked Toronto artist Brad Tinmouth to create a romantic playlist for the sort of Valentine’s Day he wished . The result is absurd, eclectic and hilarious. We’ll turn it over to Brad for an introduction:
Hello,
My name is Brad Tinmouth from Brad Timouth.Com. I am here to present to you an incredible Valentimes playlist for your listening pleasure. This list is a sure fire way to get that special someone to look in your direction and allow you to do sex on them in a consensual way. I have included some nice tips to get your sweetheart all riled up on this most holy of holidays.
PLUR,
Brad Tinmouth
BradTinmouth.com
@pissbort
TRACKLIST
Tim Vocals – Bags Of The Sour
This is a nice little ditty to surprise the misses with. Keep an eye on Tim tho…
Vybz Kartel – Duh Weh Yuh Wah Fi Duh
If your girl is anything like mine this will probably make her really horny and immaculate you at the same time. If your girl is anything like mine this is the only way to even get her to look in your direction. 
Jack Donoghue – TAN+BITCH
This is a cool song that will warm up those of you who like doing drugs on a Tuesday night.
PQM – You Are Sleeping (PQM Meets Luke Chable Vocal Pass)
This is a nice song to play if you are into doing sex with a rhythm and getting really sad about a grander narative at the same time. Plus it will most definitely last longer then you will.
Jewl – Serve the Ego (Gabriel and Dresden Club Mix)
I think girls really like Jewl.
Chiodos – Baby, You Wouldnt Last A Minute On The Creek
This is a great song if you are trying to pick up high school girls in the mid to early 2000′s or I guess mid 20 year olds now who are fucking weirdos. Bonus: AMV, girls love Naruto (well this type of girl at least).
Death Grips – Spread Eagle Cross The Block
Girls like subtle signs, that you love them, that you want to smooch them or that you maybe want to move your relationship to that next step. Bang this track.
Chip Tha Ripper – 25 Wives Ft. Wale
Kiss your sweetheart on the head and say “Baby, I don’t wish to have 25 wives, I only want you”. In.
Timbaland – Bounce
This is another nice song that will probably help you be better at your sex moves. Just put your sub right under the bed and let it do all the work.
Lil Wayne – Ask Dem Hoes
Girls not only like songs that are romantic, like this one, but songs that are 85% drops. The “Damn son where’d you find this” guy’s voice makes them think of their dads, in a good way.
Lil’ Kim – The Jump Off Featuring Mr. Cheeks
The horns in this song are great, if your timing is on point and you pull your junk out just as they are blasting it will trick your sweetheart into thinking you have a bigger dick.
Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe
Violin hits make everyone horny, or at least tear up.
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