The Grist 13 And Shitty 7 — September 2010

The Grist 13

1. Back To School Hormones
YESSS!! There's a party in my pants and something's going to get a heavy petting.

2. Eviction Parties
This is the must-see cinematic event of fall!

3. JuggaLove, The Juggalo Dating Site
When your hobbies are face-painting, drinking cheap soda and contemplating how magnets work it takes something extra to find true love. This is it.

4. The Wilderness Downtown
If Arcade Fire keep doing cool stuff like this it's going to make it increasingly difficult to keep trying to hate on them.

5. Deep Fried Mars Bars
That feeling that you get when you see a cute puppy? Imagine that feeling, but in your belly instead.

6. The Official Iggy Pop Shirtless Timeline
Iggy's treasure trail looks like it leads to a not-so-enchanted magic forest.

7. Album Tacos
Thing is, every album cover IS better with tacos in it.

8. Rediscovering The Music Of Your 14-Year-Old Self
And then realizing your 14-year-old self must have been really insufferable after listening to all that Bob Dylan, The Cult and The Doors.

9. "Idiocy Typhoon"
Insult of the month. I forgot to write down where this quote came from. Oh well, it's pretty self-explanatory. Use it wisely.

10. Rock Balancing
Y'know what, fuck you. What's your hobby? Twittering where you're going out each night? This is totally cool.

11. Bad Yearbook Photos
Let's face it, most of us were stupid when we were teenagers. There's no shame in it. It's better to laugh about it than cry.

12. Friday Night Lights
We understand. You're, like, "That's the show about football, right? Football is the third-stupidest thing on the planet. There's no way I'm watching that." You'd be right about the football thing, but totes wrong about your militancy against the show. It's really well done.

And now a tribute video to brooding bad-boy alcoholic Tim Riggins:

13. Hipster Dinosaurs
This is officially the moment where hipster culture jumps the stegosaurus.

The Shitty 7

1. Christina Hendricks' Boobs
NEWSFLASH! Hollywood actress has big boobs and other shocking news at 11.

2. The Cost Of Powder Blue Retro Toronto Blue Jays Jerseys
How's someone expected to get back on the Jays bandwagon when a retro powder Paul Molitor jersey is like $130?

3. Burning Your Arm On An Oven When Baking Banana Bread
We will get our revenge by eating the shit out of you.

4. Waxy Apples
When you rub an apple on your jeans and it leaves a huge wax stain you know you're eating the wrong apple.

5. Breaking Your Foot At A Tegan And Sara Concert
This apparently happened to one CHARTattack editor's cousin. Be careful kids, those T&S shows are mad-fuckin'-crazy.

6. Clash Of The Titans 2
And in 3D no less? This is truly an important pop culture event.

7. Giant Environment-Destroying Oil Leaks
Wow, it's been a while since we heard anything about this, hasn't it? That must mean everything is totally back to normal. Nothing to see here.